10.27.98
Kiss me once and kiss me twice and kiss me once again...
Less kissing and more talking.
No! Less talking and more, well... Uhm...
*Ahem.*
Er, sorry?
You certainly are.
Can't we please...um...y'know...?
Gaaaaaaaah!
Is that a no?
*Sniffle* Is it too much to ask for you two to -refrain- from rolling around in bed like all of my other characters?
But...but... How'll we -know- if we're into this whole...thing?
What 'thing'!? And can't you be -atypical- and _not_ use sex to get to love? I mean, even _Beej_ was in love with Neets before he slept with him, not that anyone could tell.
*Jumping up and down* But we -wanna-.
I don't _care_. I already let Marc tell you that he loved you sooner than I wanted to... I wanted a more solid representation of your wonderful friendship before I let you even flipping smooch...
Yeah, well... We're bloody hockey players. We're -supposed- to have tumultuous sexual affairs with little to no remorse.
So, what, you're saying you'll leave me?
No, no... Never that. At least, not -now-... Um.
I think you're digging yourself a nasty hole, Vicko.
Um. Sorry... #Smooch#
Aww... You're forgiven.
Aigh!
Sorry, sorry...
Will you two quit -apologizing- already?
Sorry!
*Glare*
Heehee...
'Heehee' yourself. Now, will you please keep your tongues in your own mouths and your hands more or less to yourselves?
Okay, I -do- have a legitimate question... If we don't do anything... How'm I supposed to become un-confused? And how do you expect two young, healthy males to lead chaste little lives for however long they're together? Don't you think someone's attention may wander?
I don't know the answer to that one... However, I -never- said you -couldn't- do _anything_... I just want you to behave yourselves for a little longer. Sorry... And if you truly love one another, you aren't going to have to worry about wandering attentions. *Stern look*
That's -very- true. However... You probably don't even want us spending time making out, do you?
Marc... *Sigh* I'd rather you didn't. And I get the feeling that you're going to ignore me and just do whatever you darn well please.
Of course we are! That's why you love us, isn't it?
Well, not really... I like you guys because you're confused and in love and uneducated in certain worldly ways and pleasant and kind to animals and little old ladies...
Oh, for... All right, you win... for a little while, anyway. Now, if you'll excuse me...
*Rolls eyes*
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