Things to give back to someone after you break up

• Winnie Pooh
• books
• horse manure
• a frog
• little winkies
• the "other item"
• pogs
• some unguent
• leeches in a li'l blue box
• cute razors
• muscle relaxant - lots of muscle relaxant
• Roman columns (450 cups)
• one scissor
• hair tonic for dogs
• nose plugs
• a punch in the eye
• Hoffa
• don't touch my bits!
• the third blue glass
• a kiwi bird
• the Lusitania
• samich for me

The first two items were an actual list written by Tammy Ketchum, and the rest were added randomly with a lot of giggling by me.

INTERESTING FACT: The Lusitania was a ship that sunk. Lusitania is also the former name of Portugal, as well as the name of the planet that is the setting for the Orson Scott Card books Speaker for the Dead and Xenocide.