Why the Hell Not?!.
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
-Lily Tomlin-
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This was our first attempt at a movie. The entire 15 minute plot was based around three different scenes, and was improvised over the course of one night. To tell you just how amateur this was, the credits and titles were filmed using my computer screen. I would describe it as Tarantino, meets David Lynch, meets Ed Wood. In fact there is a review for it on the web! Check it out here.
The Main Characters:
Boba
Fett was played by Rob Michaud. The costume was made by Rob for the previous
Halloween. It was to god not to use it in the movie. It can also seen in
the upcoming Nemisis Triangle.
The
Great Ninja Master was played by James Nelson. He performed all his own
stunts with his swords.
The
Weird Wolf Boy was also played by James Nelson. We were all impressed with
his acting while he carried on conversations with himself (The Ninja Master).
By the end of filming, he was fluent in the Weird Wolf Boy language.
Tor
Johnson was portrayed by Cam Harrison, who also played a variety of supporting
characters. This started the tradition of using Tor Johnson in every one
of our movies.
The Plot
The story begins when Guy and Hick
hear
a noise in their basement. It turns out to be the Weird Wolf Boy. After
slaughtering the two hicks he meets up with his old friend Boba Fett. Meanwhile
Tor Johnson, after pulling probe from his nose is running the streets at
3a.m. like a raving maniac. That's when WWB and Boba hit him with their
car. In search of Redemption they seek out the Ninja Master in Tibet (pronounced
Tie-Bet).
While confessing their sins Tor returns! The Ninja Master accidently severs
Tor's head. Relieved that they weren't the ones who killed Tor the WWB
and Boba make a run for it, with the Ninja Master on their heels. Little
did they know that Tor shoved his severed hand in the exhaust pipe of their
car. After dying in a flaming explosion, all the characters drive off to
heaven singing. 