Welcome to the Cage Floor!

Bonnie Kenk's Alaskan Adventure

  • June, 2001. Bonnie Kenk. Alaska. 2-1/2 days of gut-crunching adventure. Thrills. Chills. Killer ducks. Bird barf. Read.


  • SPECIAL NOTE: this is the illustrated version with a lot of pictures, so if you have a wimpy dial-up Internet connection, it may take a while to load, so be patient, or click here for the text-only version of the story.

Liz Wilson's Alaskan Adventures

  • In early June, 2000, the amazing Liz Wilson came to Alaska to speak at the Second Annual Alaska Bid Club Companion Bird Conference! Set a spell, and hear some tall tales of Liz's adventures in the Greatland!

Alaskan Dicker Tales

  • On June 12-13, 1999, noted avian mouthpiece, Layne Dicker, was the guest speaker at The Alaska Bird Club Pet Bird Conference 1999. Alaska may never be he same!

A (fictional) Kodiak Moment

  • Join Joanie Doss and The Amazing Amazons as they trek south from Alaska to a new home in Oregon. Thrill to their exploits, and meet new super-villian, Tycho Viagra!

Dear Beaky

  • Advice for the lovelorn, the cluelesss, and the hopelessly lost, straight from the oral orifice of the famous Beaky LeBite.

Revenge of the Rainbow

  • You may have already heard of the Rainbow Bridge; the place where companion animals go in the Afterlife to await us. This isn't it.

The Polly Project

  • Polly and her friends need your help. Open your heart. Open your pocketbook. Open your wallet. All major credit cards accepted.

Coming Soon!

  • A preview of items which may find their way to the Cage Floor. Someday. Maybe.

Halloween Humor

  • A little Halloween humor. Very little. Boo!

Exotic Christmas Hits!

  • New versions of old classics, designed to delight your earhole!

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