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VRMLSite Expedition Discovers Life on Mars!

In the wake of the recent announcement by scientists of the discovery of an asteroid indicating that the possibility that life exists on Mars, Aereal Inc. and VRMLSite recently mounted an expediton to send a VRML camera to the red planet to check out the claims. Viewing the footage sent back to Earth, Adrian Scott, CEO and founder of Aereal said "Who would have thought? But the camera doesn't lie!"
In related news, NASA has announced their own craft will be landing on Mars soon to check out these claims. A NASA spokesman said "VRML is a new and unproven technology. We are waiting to see what our lander sends back before making any comments on this."

Woman Delivers 500 Pound Alien Baby!