"Deprogramming the masses since 1547"
Welcome to the Flat Earth Society Homepage! Please, be our guest. Just
sit back at your computer, and let us do the talking. We'll tell you who
we are, what we're doing, and what we're accomplishing in the world. You
can look at some of our latest theories and insights, and, if you're interested,
you can even become an honorary member of the Flat Earth Society. So stick
around.
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Background information on the Flat Earth Society
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The Flat Earth Society's purpose - why we do what we do
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Why we don't believe the world is round
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Scientific data and measurements backing up our claims
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Dispelling common myths about "proof" regarding round earth theory
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Uncovering the conspiracy to withold the truth from the public
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What the Flat Earth Society is doing
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What you can do to help out in your own community
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Become a member of the Flat Earth Society
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Help dispel heretic notions and re-educate the masses!
The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for
the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during
WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings
outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco
Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore,
we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which
may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic
and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision,
Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred,
citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine
derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger,
tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika,
German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick,
Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.
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